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LOL this is funny la …. courtesy of Wing haha!!!! thx!!!

If I Were

If I were a carpenter’s son,
If I were to marry,
I would marry a carpenter’s daughter,
More than anybody
So I can screw,
And she can screw,
We can screw each other.
In the middle of the night,
Screwing one another.

If I were a fisherman’s son,
If I were to marry,
I would marry a fisherman’s daughter,
More than anybody
So I can hook,
And she can hook,
We can hook each other.
In the middle of the night,
Hooking one another.

If I were a vampire’s son,
If I were to marry,
I would marry a vampire’s daughter,
More than anybody
So I can suck,
And she can suck,
We can suck each other.
In the middle of the night,
Sucking one another.

If I were a policeman’s son,
If I were to marry,
I would marry a policeman’s daughter,
More than anybody
So I can shoot,
And she can shoot,
We can shoot each other.
In the middle of the night,
Shooting one another.

If I were an ice-cream man’s son,
If I were to marry,
I would marry an ice-cream man’s daughter,
More than anybody
So I can lick,
And she can lick,
We can lick each other.
In the middle of the night,
Licking one another

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